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  })();</description><title>So I Guess I'll Have To Do It While I'm Here</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @garagemartyr)</generator><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dsbpfeTJ1qc4ksmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dsbpfeTJ1qc4ksmo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/53086853773</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/53086853773</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:10:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahparksandrec:

true.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12caec259590056aea8138a930902b3f/tumblr_mnryq6jBtA1qafevwo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahparksandrec.tumblr.com/post/51987875143/true" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahparksandrec&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;true.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/52000769100</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/52000769100</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Jun 2013 16:19:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Four Years</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ll drink to that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51867433356</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51867433356</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Jun 2013 02:24:11 -0500</pubDate><category>byeeeeee</category><category>forever-ever</category></item><item><title>lightningbugandthelightning:

Super rough and quick. I WROTE A...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51830126228" src="http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51830126228/audio_player_iframe/garagemartyr/tumblr_mnomchRXNB1rjcd8l?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fgaragemartyr%2F51830126228%2Ftumblr_mnomchRXNB1rjcd8l" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lightningbugandthelightning.tumblr.com/post/51829951468/super-rough-and-quick-i-wrote-a-thing-i-did" target="_blank"&gt;lightningbugandthelightning&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Super rough and quick. I WROTE A THING. I DID SOMETHING!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The best part about not recording videos anymore is that I can do this in my sports bra and underwear. HAPPY SUMMER. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51830126228</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51830126228</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2013 16:31:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"You can’t start a fire sitting around crying over a broken heart."</title><description>“You can’t start a fire sitting around crying over a broken heart.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;The Boss. Let’s start some fucking fires this summer guys. &lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51818546855</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51818546855</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2013 13:44:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I. Finished. A. Fucking. Song. (no, not a fucking song.)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;That shit is like rocket fuel. I can do anything now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I WROTE A THING . I MADE AN ART. IT&amp;#8217;S FUCKING SUMMER. EVERYONE GET DRUNK, GO SWIMMING, MAKE OUT, MAKE ART. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On a related note, I&amp;#8217;m pretty sure I have super severe #wintermadness given how rapidly my mood has improved since the sun started showing up on my street. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51818175349</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51818175349</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2013 13:38:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>sunflowersanddaffodils:

not-thefunniestblog:

if you are not...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ee596b2a6bce89a360e98da68381d69/tumblr_mnh420VtT51r3ua6lo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4bae8774ce3f23f34c574961222eb534/tumblr_mnh420VtT51r3ua6lo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/493b7094c4842b79c41a3016ccfdc676/tumblr_mnh420VtT51r3ua6lo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e59c51080e14cee56ce93416cf8055c8/tumblr_mnh420VtT51r3ua6lo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8607add30663367340e58592c505a859/tumblr_mnh420VtT51r3ua6lo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/75ffb9d1ddd8cd1d1dc70ba6ae68a173/tumblr_mnh420VtT51r3ua6lo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunflowersanddaffodils.tumblr.com/post/51504139540/not-thefunniestblog-if-you-are-not-excited-for" target="_blank"&gt;sunflowersanddaffodils&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://not-thefunniestblog.tumblr.com/post/51498137202/if-you-are-not-excited-for-this-you-are-so-wrong" target="_blank"&gt;not-thefunniestblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if you are not excited for this you are so wrong&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m pretty sure this is the very definition of the phrase ‘&lt;em&gt;Not sure if I want&lt;/em&gt;’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;no.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51506605102</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51506605102</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2013 17:00:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Woke Up After A Night Of Unbelievable Drinking/Smoking</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Got a job offer.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Correlation is causation right?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51481120739</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51481120739</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2013 11:17:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>kill-whitepeople:

charmandork:

fatflagrantfeminist:

thedarkcho...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r2lr2bl91qbsnqxo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kill-whitepeople.tumblr.com/post/51097071353/charmandork-fatflagrantfeminist" target="_blank"&gt;kill-whitepeople&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://charmandork.tumblr.com/post/51096984674/fatflagrantfeminist-thedarkchocolatedandy" target="_blank"&gt;charmandork&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fatflagrantfeminist.tumblr.com/post/51092590288/thedarkchocolatedandy-beam-meh-up-scotty" target="_blank"&gt;fatflagrantfeminist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedarkchocolatedandy.tumblr.com/post/51089511152/beam-meh-up-scotty-kanye-west-getting-deep-on" target="_blank"&gt;thedarkchocolatedandy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beam-meh-up-scotty.tumblr.com/post/51078426340/kanye-west-getting-deep-on-twitter-solid" target="_blank"&gt;beam-meh-up-scotty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;Kanye West getting deep on twitter&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SOLID.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is why I love this man. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Okay, if you don’t love Kanye, I question you and will forever until you learn.&lt;br/&gt;I’ve never had a man ask me straight up if it was okay to use the word “bitch” even endearingly.&lt;br/&gt;Not once.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;is this real&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/04/kanye-west-introspective-word-bitch_n_1853966.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/04/kanye-west-introspective-word-bitch_n_1853966.html" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/04/kanye-west-introspective-word-bitch_n_1853966.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;STEVIE NEVER NEEDED TO. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51153903215</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51153903215</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 11:09:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8388f9c7ad5d15f035dabb39263acb5d/tumblr_mn7nihwyxU1qcxbw3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51080275793</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51080275793</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 12:35:05 -0500</pubDate><category>of mice and men</category><category>literature</category><category>analysis</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e7d9981e8230b7fcd7802a9e8a3f017/tumblr_mn43x9sGd01qesx6ko1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d29182a8218695f2d75d681df07eb367/tumblr_mn43x9sGd01qesx6ko2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51052162065</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51052162065</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 00:34:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>HiTumblrIMissedYou</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ll never leave again. Promise.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(look Claire it&amp;#8217;s different now)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51017654876</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/51017654876</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:48:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Rain Don't Change The Sun</title><description>&lt;p&gt;And even in the darkest moments, hearing that someone I love needs my help only reminds me that I am lucky enough to have people in my life for whom I would drop everything for, and who I know would do the same for me.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We all have a deeper capacity to love than we think. Make time for the ones who you love without reservation. They&amp;#8217;re the ones worth holding onto. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/48641848758</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/48641848758</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:08:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Tonight I Saw Slam Poetry</title><description>&lt;p&gt;And I sat, or rather, stood,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and heard stories of sex, of violence, of mundane bullshit everyday&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and I saw a man who I haven&amp;#8217;t seen in seven years&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and I felt closer to his understanding of the world than I have to most things in Chicago,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I felt the Mitten rushing back, &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I stood next to my best friend and felt like she will never understand this part of me,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I felt crushed under the weight of my own inability to separate myself from home, &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and listened to a girl talk about fucking in a rolling chair&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;talk about the taste of cum,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the same girl who had introduced me to Sailor Moon,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;who had gone trick-or-treating with me,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;listened to the Beatles in her room with me, &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;asked me over the phone when I told her my Dad was dead, &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;How do you want me to react?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I thought of the people from my hometown,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I thought about how no matter what I do,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I will never be from Chicago,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;no matter what my license plate,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;address,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;work,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;friends,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sex,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;art,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;life says, I am not from here,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was born and raised in the subtle, specific differences of the state,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the inarticulable strangeness and sameness,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I will never be able to explain what it is that makes it special, that sets it apart,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but for years to come I can show you on my hand where I grew up,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and hope that you can glimpse the depth in the skin of my palm. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/47935909786</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/47935909786</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Apr 2013 02:13:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Stanley Tucci on tolerance and being the greatest human. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ngeugkbO1qg0fg0o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ngeugkbO1qg0fg0o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ngeugkbO1qg0fg0o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ngeugkbO1qg0fg0o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ngeugkbO1qg0fg0o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ngeugkbO1qg0fg0o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Stanley Tucci on tolerance and being the greatest human. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/47872918130</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/47872918130</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 11:28:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dick may be the best television character of all time. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6df9659bb11b226bcc1779b98043041/tumblr_ml01h6zNuq1qcxbw3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dick may be the best television character of all time. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/47550258716</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/47550258716</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:48:42 -0500</pubDate><category>Veronica Mars</category><category>dick casablancas</category><category>ryan hansen</category><category>kristen bell</category></item><item><title>A Study in Bartender Friends</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Not bartender friend gave me a watery Manhattan with no smile and one cherry, charged me $8.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Bartender friend remembers my whiskey of choice, three cherries, full pint glass, $6.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It really pays off to hang out at bars every Monday night. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/47549880716</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/47549880716</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:41:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Something In The Water</title><description>&lt;p&gt;And other inadvertent drowning imagery by award-winning songwriter Markie Gray.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/47509373264</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/47509373264</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:34:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Markie Don't Obsess</title><description>&lt;p&gt;No really don&amp;#8217;t freak out don&amp;#8217;t obsess it doesn&amp;#8217;t matter stop obsessing STOP FREAKING OUT. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/47376779622</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/47376779622</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 11:55:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Not winning a Contemporary A Cappella Recording Award at BOSS</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldacappellacallme.tumblr.com/post/47257277413/not-winning-a-contemporary-a-cappella-recording-award" target="_blank"&gt;whatshouldacappellacallme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9174c966d7d1c1b42d15125b9f8d0ac3/tumblr_mgw18wC6m81rhjxsqo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No but actually nominations are also really amazing. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/47284801203</link><guid>http://garagemartyr.tumblr.com/post/47284801203</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2013 11:34:00 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
